Sep 14- Not the best Writing

Another day of trying to write whatever garbage comes into my head using the most dangerous writing app set for 15 mins. I am just very happy I got it done. Can’t wait for the next session.

Indra — the king of the Hindu heaven wasn’t all that great. He had a thousand eyes- sure — but they weren’t too useful I suppose. Afterall, you can’t see any farther with more eyes. The origin story of the thousand eyes is even more peculiar. As it turns out the thousand eyes were once vaginas — so the dude as it turns out had a thousand vaginas in addition to the one penis that he supposedly possessed. One can only imagine what his buddies — the rest of the gods thought- when good old Indra did not come out of his room for almost three year — a thousand days to be precise having a one night stand with each of the vagina which apparently appeared all over his body.

The origin story of the 1000 vaginas is not exactly convincing. As it turns out the King of Gods, who had in his harem the hottest beings in all of hindudom, got really bored and wanting to kickstart his sexuality, went on prowl down on earth. As he wandered through the forests on his pet elephant — who as it turns out also had a thousand trunks — although the origin of this oddity is not exactly very well known. From atop the elephant, yonder in the distance, Indra’s gaze fell upon this full bodied woman who was washing herself by the riverside. As soon as he noticed the features on this curvy beauty, Indra felt a strong wish to be with her. He knew she was the wife of a powerful sage, but he was Indra, and he was horny so he didn’t give a shit about any sages — he’d deal with that later. He’d been the first to take a drink of the…. <Fuck it — not worth completing the sentence>